butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

Butchers dustbin

A disgusting vagina

Lee has a butchers dustbin on his head

by Lee wankers who likes to bum gay goats June 27, 2003

Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

... butchers wife

comparing your current status to 'a butchers wife' to show how strong your current emotion is.

'i'm hotter than a butchers wife'

'i'm dryer than a butchers wife'

'i'm more tired than a butchers wife'

by ad Smith September 23, 2004

Butchers Cock

The smell of rancid menstral blood on your penis.Smells like an old butcher shop.

Just went for a wiz and it stank the misses must be on the rag.Butchers cock.

by K Hole August 21, 2008

Butchers Dog

A male/female of a rather promiscuous demeanour who has higher than average amount of notches in his/her bedpost.

"Man, I think Karen wants a bit of you."
"Karen? No way man, she's had more sausage than a butchers dog!"

by The Scratching Post April 26, 2013