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Bumpkin

A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.
That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.
by Angeluru November 2, 2022
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bumpkin

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.
Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?
by Jamaram January 23, 2010
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Bumpkin

A very short, very rotund spherical human.
"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"
by Goosefillet February 22, 2015
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Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.
by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005
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bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.
The other night we took a bumpkin.
by kstan3 June 12, 2010
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Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.
“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”
by Andi Smith November 28, 2018
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Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump
I gave Mary a bumpkin last night
by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007
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