A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.
That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.
by Angeluru November 2, 2022

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

by Goosefillet February 22, 2015

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.
Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005

The other night we took a bumpkin.
by kstan3 June 12, 2010

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007
