bonerland

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."

Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

bonerhawk

A female who keenly waits for a male victim to reach inebriation before attempting to initiate sexual activity for personal gain. Most commonly, the female will perform involuntary fellatio while the victim sleeps in order to initiate sexual intercourse.

"Damn, how hard was Holly bonerhawkin' Trav at Central?"

"Oh, Dude. Hard."

by jwill22 January 11, 2009

The Bonercast

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.

"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016

bonneriah

excessive or many boners that guys cannot control

Man i think Mr. MCcorkle has bonneriah!

by ydnam May 1, 2008

Boneristic

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".

He's a bonerified college student now!

by kadatz May 18, 2010

Bonersaurus

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton

Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.

by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010