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bollox

An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."

Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
by edjog November 7, 2005
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bolloxed

Adj.
Irish slang.
1. Used to describe something that is ruined or broken.
2. To be in a troublesome situations.
Rel. banjaxed, screwed, fucked up
1. I dropped my iPod down the stairwell. It's bolloxed.
2. When I saw the blue lights come on in the rearview mirror, I knew I was completely bolloxed
by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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Bollox Juggler

British expression when a man enjoys touching another man's testicles.

Synonym for queer/homosexual
Look at that bollox juggler over there, we should put all of them in straight jackets !
by Mister AK May 6, 2010
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bobnoxious

The point when Bob Geldof goes from preaching to ranting.
"Ooops, there he goes, Geldof has just gone Bobnoxious."
by Fat Pat July 17, 2005
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Boloxed

I went out and got totally boloxed last night
by Timmeh October 8, 2003
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Bollox

A variation of the word Bollocks. Sometimes this word can be pronouced BO-lox and is often used in texts, msn or to exhaggerate the word bollocks. It can be used in the same way as "yeah right" or as "crap!".
"I kissed five girls last night!"
"Bollox!"

"Bollox! I haven't got enough money to get home!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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Bobnoxious

The mode Bob Geldof gets into when the preaching turns into ranting
Geldof's turned bobnoxious again.
by Fat Pat July 15, 2005
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