tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

BEEF BLINDS

When the lips of a ladies vagina are so droopy and large you can pull them over your eyes so you dont have to see what you are eating.

Man I'm so glad that girl had beef blinds, I could only imagine what that looked like by the way it tasted.

by DJTRIPP May 18, 2009

black pudding blinds

the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins

shes got crackin black pudding blinds

by nessydoo August 14, 2009

venitian blinds

Venitian blinds refers to uncirmcumcised penises... because you have to "keep pulling them back".

They had "venitian blinds" which meant you had to keep pulling them back to keep the equipment in full view.

by Derek Lamar September 1, 2006

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021