black woman

A women of potential black African descent although it may not account for their entire genetic make up. They may have naturally curly hair to very kinky and coiled hair and should mixed be counted as black then they may have straight hair as well. Black women, through mixed genes or genetic mutation can have any color hair as well as any color eyes. Most tend to wear no make-up and are naturally beautiful. Black women come from many different regions of the world. And come in all shapes and sizes. Some are not so attractive but many are very attractive.

black woman : I am a black woman from South America.

Ignorant person: duh, so you're African American?

black woman: no I'm a black American

Ignorant person: What? There's black people in South

America?

black woman: *facepalm*

by masteroffacepalming October 14, 2011

Missing Black Woman Formation

Coined in Scott Westerfeld's book, So Yesterday, the Missing Black Woman Formation (sometimes called MBWF) is when, in popular media, there is a Caucasian female, a Caucasian male and one African American male together in a group. Together, they are meant to represent all walks of cultural identity, and at that effort, they fail.

It is usually used in a negative context.

The Matrix totally had a case of the Missing Black Woman Formation.

by Pitseleh January 10, 2009

Black Woman Attack Screech

When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.

Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!

by basket o' chicken February 7, 2009

Black woman

Black women are the most beautiful woman on this planet. They can come in shades as white to black. They are the most envious women on this planet. The media say they are not beautiful because they don't look like the boring white woman. They been talked down on being called ugly because they are real beauty, but the white race keep brainwashing them into thinking they are ugly because of their natural hair and dark skin, so some will perm their hair and bleach their skin. Now days a lot of black women wear their natural hair and embrace what grows out of their head. They are realizing they are really beautiful and the white race are just jealous of the way they look they want their bodies and features, some will say they don't want it but they are lying to themselves.

That black woman is gorgeous

by Tatalia November 18, 2018

black woman's kryptonite

a really hot/cute white guy

josh is has blue eyes and dark brown clean cut hair and is in medical school to be a doctor...he's such a black woman's kryptonite

by llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeqq22222 October 14, 2006

Angry Black Woman Syndrome

The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?

Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?

Me: She needs to chill.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

independent black woman

One who don't need no man.

Bob: did you see that independent black woman?

Tim: yeah.

Bob: she don't need no man.

by Skittles21 May 30, 2014