Black widow

An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.

The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Black widow

Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.

The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

black widow

When two married couples have an affir, and the wife#2 having the affair lures the cheating guy with everything she's got. She plays the role so well that the cheating guy falls in love with her. then out of nowhere. Wife #2 does the worst thing and goes back to wife #1 and shows her all the picures and text messages.

Married girl #2 actually gets a DNA sample of her cum filled panties. Proving that the husband cheated on wife #1.

I was married for 5 years and hooked up with smoking hot chick who was married for 9 yrs.

After months of intense sex Barbra showed Gail that I was sending text and pics and also told her tha we had sex here's the proof.

Mark was black widowed. He lost his wife and barbra on same day.

by baaaaabiala March 4, 2010

Black Widow

Some fucked up weed that no one should fuck withhh!!

That black widow bite me and i was out for a DAY

by cRAzZYYman October 30, 2008

Black widow

When a girl shits onto a guys face and then sits on it, smearing it over his face and possibly into his mouth. While she does this she punches him in the stomach, leaving painful bruises and him half dead.

He was left lying in the street after she black widowed him.

by Sunset Salamander April 15, 2011

Black widow

MCU Black widow also known as natasha romanoff is one of the best if not the best character ever existed. She held together the team (avengers) when no one did and saved them countless times she is an inspiration for so many including me. She was taken at a small age to go to the red room a place that brain washed her and made her an assassin, spy and skilled fighter .at one point she entered shields radar and that's how she met Hawkeye he was sent to kill her he made a different call and took her in. Since then they are best friends and same day would fight for who would sacrifice them selves.she was the first female superhero eventhough she got no powers she is probably at the same level as captain America and iron man according to her last movie BLACK WIDOW (late 2021) although she deserves better she had one of the greatest character developments ever. for beginning as a sexy assistant to a great leader and hero and most importantly human.

:black widow is weak

*nope she is just not hulk

by Arisd November 20, 2021

Black Widow

When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.

"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."

by Randolph Zanzibar March 30, 2023