bjork 

Verb: To burp, fart, piss, shit, throw up, and have a baby all at the same time.

I'm so bloated I feel like I could bjork.

bjork by pia April 28, 2006

bjork 

An onoponopaeic word for vomiting.

Don't look now, but I think your girlfriend just bjorked in your back seat.

bjork by Subspace Eddy May 30, 2005

Bjork 

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."

Bjork by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

bjork 

Perhaps an *onomatopoetic* word for "vomit"

Sorry, man. I just bjorked in your new car.

bjork by SillyJessi July 31, 2008

bjork 

synonym for vomit (use in place of puke)

"dang cheryl, that bostom cream pie was rich...oh dear....cheryl, pass me that there bucket...I think I'm gonna bjork"

bjork by the stith May 21, 2005

bjork 

Lame,typical Mtv-Eurotrash drivel.

yawn yawn yawn snore snore snore

bjork by buzz grrr grrr buzz grrr buzz grrr = bjork July 10, 2004

Bjork 

Sexual activity between colleagues or teachers and students. Takes place in High School.

Do you want to bjork your teacher?

Bjork by Idontknowwhatishappening February 27, 2019