Bayou Troll

Anyone who currently, ever has, or ever will live in the sate of Louisiana.

Did you get a chance to meet that family that moved up from Louisiana? What a bunch of bayou trolls.

by Sir Quilliam III April 22, 2011

Boat the Bayou

When you shit on a girls chest and motorboat it.

She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.

by justone April 2, 2015

Bayou Ass

Similar to Swamp Ass, but much more sweaty and uncomfortable.

Dude 1: "Damn, my ass is sweaty as hell and I have a monster wedgie."

Dude 2: "we call that Bayou Ass."

by BigMeech(larryhoover) January 3, 2011

Harvard on the Bayou

Nicholls State University in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.

I bought me a "Harvard on the Bayou" sweatshirt at the Nicholls bookstore.

by Evangeline Downes April 18, 2008

bayou brownie

When you and your lover are standing at least knee-deep (but no deeper than waist-deep) in a body of still, stagnant water (a swamp or bayou is preferable), and one of you makes a buoyant bowel movement in the water, and floats it over to the other as a gift-- the way one would give another a freshly-baked brownie.

"Here, I've made you a fresh bayou brownie! Enjoy!"

by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007

louisiana bayou

A sexual act in which an African woman is engaged in anal sex and as you near climax you pull out. The female proceeds to excrete shit and the male ejaculates on top of the shit giving it a proper glaze. Finally, the male picks up the shit yelling "Louisiana bayou!" and slaps her undercarriage with it.

Dude last night I got so drunk I Louisiana bayou'ed the shit out of some black woman!

by Skeeterman169696969 October 21, 2013

Bayou Bob

A man who lives a very simple life totally in tune with nature and his fellow man. He attained much success in his lifetime and even after his death he is never forgotten. He's sort of a hippie who doesn't grow his hair long, and loves to feel the wind on his skin.

He's a real Bayou Bob! Mmmmm ....

by Chirpygirl February 4, 2010