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Bart de Downie

Bart is not kind and not gorgeous and he has aids
by dakjsdka September 5, 2018
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National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019
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bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.
You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.
by zharper0 August 9, 2012
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Hippy Barthday

An ironic anagram of "Happy Birthday"; Hippies by stereotype don't have baths, & "Barth" is the stereotypical pronunciation "toffs"/rich folk make. Double serving of irony & a jestful way to wish Happy Birthday.
by chillicontoefu July 8, 2012
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Bath School disaster

The worst act of mass murder involving an American school in history. On May 18, 1927, in Bath, Michigan, 45 people were killed as well as 58 injured by a man named Andrew Kehoe. Most of the dead were elementary school students. The incident has been forgotten by many because the event happened just a few days before Charles Lindbergh's flight across the Atlantic Ocean.

Basically, some asshole named Kehoe was pissed off that he couldn't pay off his mortgage because taxes for the Bath Consolidated School were too high. So, like any reasonable person, he decided to blow it up. He spent over a year gathering explosives and wiring it inside the school right underneath the classrooms. Then on May 18, he bashed his wife's head in, then blew up his farm with all of the animals inside. As the firefighters rushed to the scene, an enormous explosion at the school killed dozens of people. Then, as if that wasn't enough, Kehoe drove his car to the school and blew it up, killing himself and a few others, including the school superintendent. And in an ironic twist, the police discovered that if he had sold all of the unused equipment on his farm, he could have easily paid off his mortgage.

This is the best example to use when an old timer tells you how kids today are so terrible shooting up schools, when the worst massacre probably occurred before he was even born!
Old Timer: Back in my day, we didn't have all them school shootings. We treated our fellow man with respect goddamnit! Why, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow...

Me: Are you fucking kidding me? You do realize that the worst school massacre happened in 1927, right? Ever heard of the Bath School disaster?
by OrthodoxShepard December 10, 2010
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Bart Simpson Depressed

They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long
"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*

"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"
by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021
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birth control day

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
by kixxarse July 31, 2010
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