Bapple

This is like an apple, but bad! >:(

Don't eat these, you will die.

Dumb friend: Oh goodness gracious, thats a fine apple!
Smart friend: NO! THATS A BAPPLE!
Dumb friend: *eats apple, dies*
Smart friend: F in the chat

by bapple_hater February 18, 2020

Purple Core Bapple

A nonsensical fool with a sort of grunge aesthetic

“She’s a real purple core bapple”

by Bapplebeanie December 19, 2024

Bapple sauce

If you spelled apple sauce with a b you can call it BAPPLE SAUCE

Me: can I have bapple sauce
Friend: what?
Me: bapple sauce
Friend: wtf is that?
Me: when you spell apple sauce with a b

by Ava2425 May 20, 2022

💖Bapple💖

Bapple is an expression when you are overjoyed/happy
You scream bapple whenever you get really exited
How to use bapple:

*Sees a strawbeery cow*
OOOO BBAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

💖Bapple💖

by boop :p May 10, 2021

Apple Bapples

a more sophisticated term for the American restaurant chain “Applebee’s”. only to be used in passing by the nerdiest, best of folk.

“i’m at apple bapples”

by muddyhobbit May 22, 2025

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022