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Female Bankruptcy

The act of clearing your slate of all of the females in your life. Halting communication and not seeing your women anymore. Like financial bankruptcy, you start fresh, with all new women.

Female Bankruptcy is usually deployed when you are sick of all of the women in your life and realize you need to start fresh with new and different women.
I am sick of all the girls I have been seeing, I declare Female Bankruptcy.
by The berboy May 25, 2012
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Corner Bankruptcy

Another name for the restaurant "Corner Bakery". This name mocks the restaurant for charging exorbitant prices for a half stale sandwich and a small salad.
No, Judd, I can't afford to go to Corner Bankruptcy, If I'm gonna pay $8.75 for a half sandwich, it better at least taste good!
by Jason Dy October 9, 2007
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bankruptcy blowout

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals
Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!
by spray_and_pray October 31, 2015
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feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.
Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"
by txba397 August 26, 2011
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tab bankruptcy

When you have so many internet browser tabs open it is better that you just close all of them than sift through the nightmare hellscape your workspace has become.
Johnson: I would love to get those reports to you sir, I just need to sift through some of these tabs.
Manager: That's fine Johnson, it's time to declare tab bankruptcy, get your life together and get me them tomorrow.
by suntitan June 4, 2019
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Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.
Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009
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baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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