by Nathaniel Reebus October 27, 2007
Get the bainbridge mug.Formerly the town of Winslow, Bainbridge Island is a haven for douche bags. Bainbridge is commonly referred to as "Braindead Island", and this name cannot be closer to the truth. The only thing that is of worth on that rock is the Eagle Harbor ferry terminal. Bainbridge Island is full of a certain species of white kid who think they will inherit the world because their family is rich and they drive an STI. Clothing is commonly Timberland boots, jeans big enough for Jared(pre-subway), Tall Tee's, and more hemp braclets than at all of Burning Man. Their parents are an even stranger brand of wine swilling, Volvo driving, Norah Jones listening douchery. Noted for their terrible driving skills and lack of tact with the lower classes. Main activities include marijuana, music shows at the Guild, losing to North Kitsap at football, and more marijuana
Go back to Bainbridge Island before the prolitariate rise up and kill you in your bed, you rich bastard.
by John J. Frips January 14, 2009
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Luke Bainbridge: May seem a little strange at first, but once you get to know him he is one of the most kind hearted and loving people in the world. Luke won't let you down and will always be there for you. Even if it is just for some company. Luke tends to be on the affectionate side, willing to receive or give hugs to anyone, man or woman. Luke is also very good with making people smile, as well as being the person you can trust most with your problems. Once Luke is in your life you won't want to get rid of him and if you do you will always go back to look for him.
1: Hey man you know Luke Bainbridge? Yea well him and I were chatting and that guy is actually amazing with advice!
2: Dude did you invite Luke Bainbridge to the party? No? Man are you crazy ? You need him there !
3 : Girl you need to find yourself a Luke Bainbridge
2: Dude did you invite Luke Bainbridge to the party? No? Man are you crazy ? You need him there !
3 : Girl you need to find yourself a Luke Bainbridge
by iizLuke August 14, 2017
Get the Luke Bainbridge mug.An island in the kitsap area, west of Seattle. Bainbridge Island is a leisurely place to live, mostly inhabited by rich families. The schools are known as great schools and the kids tend to be unappreciative. Mostly snobbish, but still nice. The ferry is a great way to visit other great areas in the region because you will get island fever! And fast! Not a lot to do... Oh and lots of drinking... lotsss of drinking...
A great place to settle down to be near the city, but still get a taste of nature.
A great place to settle down to be near the city, but still get a taste of nature.
Maybe if I ever win the lottery I could buy a house on Bainbridge Island!
This place is so small, cold and pretty. It reminds me of Bainbridge Island!
This place is so small, cold and pretty. It reminds me of Bainbridge Island!
by JACKTHEGIANT February 26, 2011
Get the Bainbridge Island mug.bainbridge island is the premier island destination in Washington's Puget Sound. Bainbridge is inhabited by many thugs who love to ride dirty and are fresh like stunnah who shine like paint and rule the summer. whether you are into girls volleyball(or spandex in general)high wasl scores or legendary academic clubs (see: chess/math/debate) bainbridge may be your spot.
by Seven Inch Playah (tj benz) September 4, 2008
Get the bainbridge island mug.A hick ass town in the middle of Muskoka, Ontario. With only a wal-mart, a homedepot, and a mcdonalds. known to have the most pimps, hookers, hoes, drug dealers, rednecks, gangs, and old people in all of muskoka. Has exacly 1% black people.
Guy #1: Hey man have you been down to Bracebridge, ON?
Guy #2: Yeah man! Me and you can go down there this weekend! The gun show is in town and mabye after you and I can get a hooker to work our shifts while we drive.
Guy #1: Sounds great!
Guy #2: Yeah man! Me and you can go down there this weekend! The gun show is in town and mabye after you and I can get a hooker to work our shifts while we drive.
Guy #1: Sounds great!
by TheDogChickenGoat October 3, 2011
Get the Bracebridge, ON mug.The small rock in the middle of the Puget Sound where God put all the white people he hates, along with the Queen of the Black People to rule from afar and scare all the white people.
"Dude, why didn't God just send Eve to Bainbridge Island when she ate the forbidden apple? She would've loved it."
by Horny Emo Creeper June 27, 2008
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