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S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.
For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.
by Professor Brando March 9, 2010
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B.A.S.E. Inc

Virginia based rap group whose original roster included Infinite Skillz and Killa D. They later added F.a.T. The meaning of the B.A.S.E. acronym is unknown but group's talent and popularity is unquestioned. Their first song, Real Emcees, was produced by DJ Wreckless in 2003.
B.A.S.E. Inc is about to blow the spot tonight
by J. Writt June 20, 2007
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B.A.S.

(aka Burning Asshole Syndrom)

The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.
"dude those wings last night caused me to have serious B.A.S. this morning"
by nstalgicnaysaer May 9, 2006
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B.A.S.

In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.
I'm sick of this chow hall slop. I'm going to apply for B.A.S. and stick to nothing but Frosted Flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by Sylfaen December 3, 2003
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B.A.S.

B.A.S. is the abbreviation for Big Arm Syndrome, a condition found in girls who are slightly overweight where their upper arms are huge compared to the rest of their body. The condition is common in girls who try to stay in shape but neglect their upper body. Often B.A.S. can be the result of a diet high in fat and above average consumption of alcohol. If it is not watched closely it can spread causing the girl to become extremely overweight.

Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.

Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be combative and down right bitchy.

The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the bicep and tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.
"Hey man look at that babe over there with the big boobies"
"Ah I see, too bad she has a serious case of B.A.S."

"Oh that's a shame, she had a lot to work with, I hope she gets help soon, I'd hate to see her condition worsen."
by James Madison's Mentor February 10, 2012
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B.A.S.S.

Bitches Are So Shady! This means that if your a female you cant help but to be shady to men....... In one way shape or form all Bitches Are So Shady!
You know that one bitch that my nigga likes well she is the B.A.S.S. Master!!!!
by That Boy Matt Smith April 28, 2006
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B.A.S

Pronounced "bee/ay/ess" or just "bas." It is an abbreviation for bitchez aint shit. Commonly associated with the B.A.S Mafia originating in Brisbane. A non-profit global movement devoted to the research and instigation that promotes inequality among the genders, propelling men above woman and encourages males to pay the absolute shit out of bitches.
snoop: cunt eyes, whats been happening?
dre: sup cunt knuckles, some bitch was giving me a humma last night aye
snoop: ahh what a slappa, did you give her a blacky and a bluey?
dre: yeh b.a.s'd the bitch had out
snoop: niceee, B.A.S til i die! getting that tattooed on me gooch!
by B.A.S Mafia May 16, 2011
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