Bald Denial 

A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off

Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.

Bald Denial by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019

bald freddy 

A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.

hey! how's your day going?

horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy

gods thats terrible!

bald freddy by brideofthesun July 9, 2021

Bald break up 

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up

Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.

Bald break up by itybitykilla August 7, 2021

Bald Syo 

Bald Syo is an unstoppable demon who will eat your toes and kneecaps.

“You better take that back or I’m sending Bald Syo to your house.”

Bald Syo by Ac_mikazekun April 24, 2019

Bald Moment 

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Zach had a bald moment when he kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Zach had a bald moment when he solved world hunger.

Bald Moment by Oracle of all oracles April 15, 2010

Baeday 

Any day of the week which you spend with the bae.

Person 1: Hey man wanna come over and chill today?

Person 2: Sorry, I can't. Today is baeday.

Baeday by The motherfucking rock September 3, 2014