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Absinterklaas

Every year around the 5th of december the Dutch celebrate sinterklaas by doing a kind of secret santa that involves writing poems for and giving presents to friends and family. Absinterklaas is a man similar in most respects to sinterklaas, except he is woke and does not keep black slaves.

In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.

This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking


Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.
by Absintpiet December 7, 2019
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half assing

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.
Many college students are half assing their way through classes.
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Avinash

The most handsome boy in the world who always loves and cares everyone and he is a brilliant student. His personality and expression is cool like a celebraity...
Avinash is the most sexiest guy in the world..
by Avinash is great.. January 20, 2019
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Aditya Mohan Avinash

Someone with a big ego. Usually gay/ girl digger. Sucks at video games (Known to run and gun). Uses 'XD' way to much and cringe emojis. This makes him extremely gay. Loves to suck dick. Sucks sids dicks. Is a fucking failure macha failure macha. Loves the cringiest movies form the gayest actor Vijay.
Sentences Aditya uses: "Sid bo Sid bo I love your dick bo!"
"I MAKE OUT WITH CHAMIDDI"
Aditya Mohan Avinash self centered prick
by Chammidi January 26, 2022
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Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!
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avinash

1)Literal meaning in Sanskrit: Indestructible.
2)Is not used to express any extreme emotions.
3)If you use this word as an interjection, you seriously have a superficial vocabulary.
Avinash is a Hindu name. It is used to call a person named Avinash. It is never used an interjection.
by Avi Raju April 8, 2005
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Assinity

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.
Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.
by tred69 September 8, 2009
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