authentifail

When you realize you just pasted/typed your password but not into the window you meant to.

Jake just authentifailed when he pasted his password in group chat.

by authentifail December 5, 2014

authensive

Something that is authentic and expensive

This street food is really authensive

by Chrissie G December 28, 2015

authentic

Being all real and not about tha fake stuff.

Wearing your real hair, nails, and breast is keeping it authentic.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

authentifuckation

Gritty slang for the absurd and insanity-provoking multi-step process that is part of doing anything online these days in order to prove beyond any possible doubt that you are in fact you.

After multiple attempts to get into my own phone in a moment of panicked need, the authentifuckation process got the best of me and I needed to be placed on a 5150 hold when I began repeatedly bashing my iPhone against a building and screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2023

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

authenticante

(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.

BONUS VOCAB ANALOGY

authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet

Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.

by Matt Glaser January 24, 2006