Augustus

Comes from a German word and means “ the cows are dying”

Hey what’s your middle name
Augustus

What does that mean?
The cows are dying

by Carrie Augustus johnson April 25, 2022

Augustus Waters

To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.

Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.

by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Augustus Glooping

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.

Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.

by Allanus May 12, 2022

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.

When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.

by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010

augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage where one drops a jell-o shot into a beer and proceeds to chug the drink down, finishing the drink by slurping the jell-o shot out of the cup.

The party sucked and there were only fugly girls, so we just got trashed on a few Augustus Gloops.
The best part of an Augustus Gloop is the slithery jell-o shot at the bottom of the beer.

by BiebsKX November 13, 2010