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Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style
Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus
by Plat23 April 2, 2020
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Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.
When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.
by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010
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by Sokar September 11, 2013
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Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.
Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....
by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010
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Augustus Gloop

An alcoholic beverage where one drops a jell-o shot into a beer and proceeds to chug the drink down, finishing the drink by slurping the jell-o shot out of the cup.
The party sucked and there were only fugly girls, so we just got trashed on a few Augustus Gloops.
The best part of an Augustus Gloop is the slithery jell-o shot at the bottom of the beer.
by BiebsKX November 13, 2010
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Caesar Augustus

the adopted son of julius caesar, al around baller, awesome man, first roman emperor, all around baddie, avenger of father, conqueror of rome, awesome sawsome. son of hottie cleopatra too
"Caesar Augustus took over rome and killed the people that killed his dad. What a baddie"
by I love Roma May 5, 2022
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Augustus Waters

From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...
I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!
by secret_user July 18, 2017
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