today a bad bitch was born badder than any other bitch on any other day. she is what every girl wants to be. if you’re dating her marry her. because she’s a bad ass bitch.
by jimmycarter October 22, 2019

by jimmycarter October 22, 2019

by jimmycarter November 7, 2019

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”
it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!
it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!
by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.
by jimmycarter November 7, 2019

This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him
by Denis the Menice October 16, 2019

This day was a wonderful day for brand new parents. Any kid born on this day grew up to be intellectually sound, semi-athletic, musically inclined and loyal as crap. These people are funny yet corny, sometimes horn dogs and are great communicators. They love people and in the year 2021 or 2022 will be married.
by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021
