ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand

Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.

by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

AMBIDEEYA GIMMY

To express anger or excitement.

Little boy: *spills drink on carpet*

Mom: AMBIDEEYA GIMMY, boy you better clean up that mess.

by Hossa Mo July 1, 2019

abide

To remain or dwell; in some cases, to tolerate.

"Yeah, well. The Dude abides."

by Breaker19 December 19, 2007

ambidextrious

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003