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Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010
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atatou

(also known as: atayti, ateti, ati, atouti, Khadijeti).

You might be wondering what this random word is doing on the biggest dictionary in the world. This word means perfection in short. Perfection at its finest. You would not believe how beautiful, how smart, how amazing, how perfect this human being is. If you were to ever see her, or meet her you would be absolutely astonished by the kindness, generosity and extreme likability. She’s the best and cutest and most wonderful human being you ever meet. When you see her interact with little children you’d think shes their mother literally how she treats them and how shes so kind tbfh. I love her with all my heart and i cant wait to marry her hahahahah. She’s thr sweetest human, sweetest friend and most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever fucking ask for. Allah y5alihali inshallah.

Hey baby ik ur reading this and i just wanted to lyk how much i love you and how much you mean to me. I can’t believe how much we been thru and i just wanna lyk that ur beautiful and amazing broski. Anyway baby i dont wanna say the event this is for so you can feel free to read it at any time. Ur beautiful, amazing and perfect w alhamdoulilah ur with me. Just know that I’m always here for you and ik ur going thru a lot now baby w i wanna lyk that this msg is ur safe space for when ur feeling down. I LOVE YOU SO MICH BABY AND ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING. paris w forever and always baby❤️
"Oh wow, who is that flawless person in the corner?"
"Wdym bro idk atatou?"

"who's the best to ever exist?"
"apart from Nebi PBUH, obviously it's atatou (mani 6ay7 v rede hahahahah, mwah tho baby)"
by lovebird_____101 February 13, 2023
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District Attorney

In many jurisdictions in the United States, a District Attorney (DA) is an elected or appointed government official who represents the government in the prosecution of criminal offenses. The district attorney is the highest officeholder in the jurisdiction's legal department and supervises a staff of assistant (ADA) or deputy district attorneys. Similar functions are carried out at the local level in other jurisdictions by officers named the Commonwealth's Attorney, State's Attorney, County Attorney, or County Prosecutor. Depending on the system in place in the particular state, county, or district attorneys may be appointed by the chief executive of the region or elected by the people.
The District Attorney didn't do a good job in convicting O. J. Simpson.
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Athoub

Very smart and creative extremely beautiful does not talk to boys because no no also very talented in art and talks a lot and then annoys her siblings also very loyal to friends and spends her time encouraging them and commenting on her friends posts
Every person needs a Athoub
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Astounphenelous

A Word That Describes How Amazing One Thing Is When No Other Word Is Good Enough To Do So.
Johnny and Bree's love for each other is astounphenelous ! <3
by brenanas December 20, 2008
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