The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
Get the Taking an astralmug. A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008
Get the Astral Cockmug. When your Spirit leaves your Physical body. You get look at yourself from the outside and get to realize how pathetic of a human being you are, and how ugly you actually are , some consider this a superpower others use it when meditating. Usually the Tibetan or Buddist Monks.
by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016
Get the Astral Projectionmug. Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”
The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
Get the Astral Projaculatedmug. Although it is not an official category, it would refer to a subgenre within heavy metal which aims to take the listener into an emotional journey, using, to do so, many distinct musical influences, from Ambience music to black/death/doom metal. "Astral Metal" was first used to refer to Maudlin of the Well (maudlin of the Well) as for their genre, but the Encyclopaedia Metallum and Metalstorm, among countless other metal websites, list them under "Avant-Garde Metal".
by Poltergeist June 22, 2012
Get the Astral Metalmug. That clothing brand ran by crazy aliens. They showed up on Earth in a UFO with merch to sell 3 years ago.
by thegodamnwizard November 23, 2021
Get the Astral Apparelmug. by Thatonehotdude February 17, 2022
Get the Astral projectionmug.