asstits

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

hot as tits

being uncomfortably hot, usually in a situation where there are many people in one room

damn, it's hot as tits in here.

by Devin creedz January 25, 2008

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

astisya

The name of a crazy group of Jets fans, something like the packer's cheeseheads but instead of wearing cheesehats to the games they like drinking taro tapioca and dressing real fly.

Yo homie we're gonna kick it up real fly and get some taro tapiocas and join astisya at a Jets game.

by Tiki B@rber January 17, 2007

Queer as Tits

the act of being so awkward you're gay.

GF: Hey babe can i have a quick massage?
BF: No.
GF: You're queer as tits.

by Roman&Spasdiii May 2, 2012

Astitious

The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.

Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

astitav

a gemini who talks too much

astitav is superior

by dayumusuck March 28, 2021