Asters are wonderful people who are consistently trying their hardest, but could be described as a pushover.
"Man, Aster is the greatest! They're such an amazing person!"
"You aren't wrong, but they just let everyone walk all over them."
"You aren't wrong, but they just let everyone walk all over them."
by stolenbones July 18, 2021
A sexy girl with beautiful lips, nice small natural tits and perfect boner-making, sperm-extracting extra hot round ass. She is calm and cool on the surface but very wild in bed. She also likes to ride a long hard shaft vigorously until she reaches multiple orgasms.
1)Damn that dude is lucky, his chick is an aster.
2)The view a man gets when he doggystyles an aster is better than looking at the Niagara Falls, Victoria Falls and Iguazu Falls combined.
3)Hey bro you better get yourself in shape if you are thinking about getting inside that aster's pants.
4)OMG that aster is our new boss? Just looking at her ass in that tight skirt can make me cream my underwear.
2)The view a man gets when he doggystyles an aster is better than looking at the Niagara Falls, Victoria Falls and Iguazu Falls combined.
3)Hey bro you better get yourself in shape if you are thinking about getting inside that aster's pants.
4)OMG that aster is our new boss? Just looking at her ass in that tight skirt can make me cream my underwear.
by Esteban Sanchez January 12, 2018
by UrbanDef. July 28, 2011
If like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster. In extension, asterous is the opposite disasterous.
So basically: great, awesome, working well
So basically: great, awesome, working well
Robin: Batman, your taking out the Joker was asterous.
Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.
Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.
by Avaricious Altruist November 27, 2012
by IAmThe Robin,Nightwing,Batman March 17, 2012
Aster is the best person you will ever met in your entire life. They may be a little hard to get them to like you but when they do it's worth it. Aster is extremely loyal and is never afraid to defend you with everything they have. They are the type of person that no matter how much you're in the wrong they will always say you're in the right. if you met an aster never let them or you'll regret it
I love you aster
by Penguin teeth March 30, 2022
Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
by drizzake & co. April 24, 2008