Assumehole

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.

Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.

by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Did you just assume my gender?

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

assume my gender

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."

Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019