assplosion

When diarrhea builds up so much energy prior to its exit, a giant explosion results.

After eating so many black beans, i had a huge assplosion.

by shitybits November 6, 2019

assplosion

The anal explosion that occurs after one eats mexican food, particularly, Taco Bell.

After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion.

I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!

by boobular January 28, 2007

assplosion

When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!

Used in a sentence

Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you

by Anthony February 3, 2004

assplosion

a massive, urgent defecation

Dude, that Indian food was good, but I had quite the assplosion after eating it!

by PolyAmethyst July 28, 2016

assplosion

when your ass "explodes", usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn't agree with you, i.e. Mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.

After eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, I had the worst assplosion ever! I was stuck in the toilet for hours!

by geowoman71 October 8, 2014

assplosion

when you fart so bad that it sounds like an explosion out of your ass

omg i just heard an assplosion come out of that guy

by apooroldman September 19, 2009

ASSplosion

The result of one having too big of an ass.

OMFG HER PANTS ARE WAY TO TIGHT FOR HER BEHIND... SHE'S GONNA HAVE AN ASSPLOSION

by chochos July 29, 2005