by conner March 23, 2005
/ass•mon•key/ -noun. cebus anus ~ 1. a distinct group of male primates with the intelligence level of a donkey. 2. a very harsh derogatory term used to describe a feminine male that exhibts homoerotic tendencies.
1. "Hey assmonkey, you don't bake potatoes in the microwave with aluminum foil." 2. "Assmonkey, you take alot of dick in your ass! Bye, you fag."
by reno419rockstar April 29, 2010
From the expression "that'll happen when monkeys fly out my ass"; if that things has happened, it could rightly be called an assmonkey. You could also call it a "flying assmonkey" to distinguish it if you had to.
by herculaneum November 23, 2006
A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
by r0fl November 15, 2007
by NickTheBitch December 10, 2004
Legendary computer gamer with no homosexual tendencies whatsoever. Assmonkey is said to be invincible and is feared like no other in the computer gaming world.
by Bob~N~Donnie January 31, 2007
A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.
by Mattmangold469 March 04, 2004