Asstalgia

It is when you have a longing for a future event or prospects. As opposed to nostalgia, which refers to the past and your 'nose', this refers to a certain or possible future and your 'ass'.

Is that how my girl is gonna look like ten years from now? OMFG, she will be gross!!" "Don't have an asstalgia so soon. She is already so gross.

by RisavKarna69 August 3, 2010

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assita

A person who's a gold digger

Eww you picked your nose, you're a assita

by Anonymous2164938 February 16, 2017

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One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

by asdfsfd March 29, 2007

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Assibal

Background. I was talking so fast that I mixed accessible & ASS by mistake then. Thought of a definition.

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Assibal (Ass eh bal) The state of an ass being easily accessible.

Example:
Dude trying trying to thug too hard. He saggin so low he is assibal. (See saggin)

Never put your drink down in Bar unless you want to be assibal.

by P-LOC1 May 15, 2017

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