Me: I like your smert assiness.
Person: Uh, that’s not a word.
Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.
Person: Uh, that’s not a word.
Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.
by Roberta James June 25, 2018
Get the Assiness mug.A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.
by co09 April 19, 2006
Get the Assmosis mug.Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.
I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.
by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014
Get the assatosis mug.Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012
Get the Assitosis mug.The act of inducing a trance-like state via the use of an Amazing, hypnotic butt, usually by swaying or other repetitive motions
“My god, i think i spent five minutes just staring at that girls butt”
“So you experienced Assnosis?
“So you experienced Assnosis?
by skullman2033 September 7, 2020
Get the Assnosis mug.a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
by fuckdome February 18, 2011
Get the assinitis mug.The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis
by Dawna April 15, 2006
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