Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 18, 2006

tear that ass up

To have rough sex with a girl.

Devonte: Shanika looking fine in them sweats
Jerome: Boy, I would tear that ass up!

by Pizzlej April 18, 2020

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

by Butterbean85 February 14, 2009

cho ass up

Originated in East Oakland,CA Short for shut cho (your) ass up

@munchiehouse customer: “Pri, Can I get some extra meat on those Bussdown fries?”

@tmh.yogi : “Cho ass up!!!”

by WholeLottaDreShit October 16, 2018

toot that ass up

Turn around and poke the booty out

Hey girl toot that ass up for me real quick

by Jersey mike and cleat bobby April 14, 2018

Baghdad Ass Up

Snorg Tee that sounds like "Back that Ass Up," which is popular with awkwardly sexual teenagers and is loosely connected to Juvenile's song "Back that ass up"

You's a big fine woman, why don't you Baghdad ass up?

by Blitz5678 January 26, 2009