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Asshoe

Don't trust China, China is asshoe
by China Is Asshoe March 14, 2020
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assho

A shortened version of asshopper, which is in turn a shortened version of grasshopper. Grasshopper being a nickname for a student such as Daniel-san in The Karate Kid.
Mark, you're an assho; Markus Assho
by Sean R May 19, 2005
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Asshoeing

The act of moving soil around with your backside.
"Where's Uncle Joe?"
"He's asshoeing outside. He has to tend to the land every once and a while, you dig?"
"Alright, I'm going inside for a power wank.
by applesaredank April 16, 2015
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Asshoe

Jail bait beta cuck with an ass pussy for an anus.
Look at dat asshoe! Gimmie some!
by Wild Man Dave March 8, 2021
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Asshoe

(Noun)

A person who is being an asshole as well as a hoe resulting in him getting none. Usually happens when a person is angry and acts out because of not being loved/liked by any of the opposite sex.
Bro! Maybe if you stopped being an asshoe you would get to the second date.

Can you stop being an asshoe please? No one wants to date you because you're acting like an asshole. Fix that shit.
by Couldn'tAchieveTalentEver July 19, 2013
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asshoe

A person who is soliciting his her's assholiness like a prostitute.
"He is totally an asshoe!"
"Did you see how Jenny treated Jack? Such an asshoe."
by T Squib May 27, 2016
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asshoe

people who are asses and hoes
People like Juwan are an asshoes
by Draculania March 9, 2009
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