A shortened version of asshopper, which is in turn a shortened version of grasshopper. Grasshopper being a nickname for a student such as Daniel-san in The Karate Kid.
by Sean R May 19, 2005

"Where's Uncle Joe?"
"He's asshoeing outside. He has to tend to the land every once and a while, you dig?"
"Alright, I'm going inside for a power wank.
"He's asshoeing outside. He has to tend to the land every once and a while, you dig?"
"Alright, I'm going inside for a power wank.
by applesaredank April 16, 2015

by Wild Man Dave March 8, 2021

(Noun)
A person who is being an asshole as well as a hoe resulting in him getting none. Usually happens when a person is angry and acts out because of not being loved/liked by any of the opposite sex.
A person who is being an asshole as well as a hoe resulting in him getting none. Usually happens when a person is angry and acts out because of not being loved/liked by any of the opposite sex.
Bro! Maybe if you stopped being an asshoe you would get to the second date.
Can you stop being an asshoe please? No one wants to date you because you're acting like an asshole. Fix that shit.
Can you stop being an asshoe please? No one wants to date you because you're acting like an asshole. Fix that shit.
by Couldn'tAchieveTalentEver July 19, 2013

by T Squib May 27, 2016
