asshead 

(n.) your best friend

I went to school with an asshead.

asshead by IMNOTGONNADOITYOUBUTTHEAD February 21, 2018

asshead 

To be smart.

mrs. smith, im an asshead.

asshead by Daniel.jupiterr July 22, 2018

asshead 

YouTube when it comes to BTS vews

YouTube being an asshead and deleting our precious views every time BTS drops new MV.

asshead by ma⁷ May 21, 2021

Assbead 

a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure

Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt

Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

Assheavyphobia 

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

Assheavyphobia by atiredloser July 13, 2021

asshearing 

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."

asshearing by nilyasam May 19, 2016

[bomb ass head]

when a girl gives a guy an amazing blow job.

Yo I got a bitch named nina and she's so slutty but she gives some bomb ass head.

[bomb ass head] by get real no way January 12, 2009