Assburgers

A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.

I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.

by Mandatory Douche December 31, 2006

Assburgers

Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.

"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.

by rondolais November 30, 2011

Assburgers

Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.

The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.

by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 03, 2011

Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

assburgers

Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)

Cartman: NO! I have assburgers!
Docter: Its asper-
Cartman: ASSBURGERS!

by Though bug April 03, 2018

assburgers

a word to shout when anything goes wrong

by Anonymous July 14, 2003