A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.
I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.
by Mandatory Douche December 9, 2008
Get the Assburgersmug. by rondolais November 29, 2011
Get the Assburgersmug. Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.
by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011
Get the Assburgersmug. Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!
by TMoneyID December 30, 2010
Get the Assburgersmug. by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009
Get the assburgermug. Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)
by Though bug May 21, 2018
Get the assburgersmug. 