assange

1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity

Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.

by JamponyForever December 3, 2010

Assange

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange

To publicly expose against the subject’s wishes.

“When the magazine assanged embarrassing instant messages from Mark Zuckerberg’s college years, his motives for creating Facebook were called into question.”

by greatislander December 23, 2010

assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.

Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.

by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010