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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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Assaholic

Describing a person who just can’t seem to be pleasant
Person A: “you know ***** yeah?
Person B: “yeah, they’re a total fucking assaholic”
by SomeBishIKnow October 26, 2020
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assaholic

Someone who is addicted to anal sex and/or things pertaining to asses.
Did you see that guy Erwin? He's such an assaholic!
by Windexfucker January 7, 2018
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Assaholic

Assaholic
(Ass-a-hall-ick)

Word discribing Some one you don't like
Tim: Hey Sarah!
Sarah: go away you assaholic chode chomper!
by No Chill Nathan January 22, 2017
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Assaholic

"Hey guys, I think Jerry is an assaholic."
by zman5225 June 30, 2020
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Assaholic

When you are addicted to ass or to being an ass. It like alcoholic which is a word to describe being addicted to alcohol but for assholes.
Why do you always have something mean to say you're such a assaholic

This is assaholic behavior Jenna
by John Casey NSA agent March 2, 2022
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assaholic

Gee, that guy sure loves ass. He's an assaholic.
by sucywaffle April 30, 2018
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