Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.
You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.
by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020
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Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine
My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.
by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022
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ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid
by Derpymcsir December 27, 2015
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Ninja Ass Blast

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast
by va jay jay king April 04, 2010
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Ass Blasted

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.
by Jonnyphantom October 20, 2015
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Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)
There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.
by skotobasilio February 05, 2009
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reverse ass blast

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot
bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.
by weenz September 10, 2012
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