ferocious ass mongler

someone who ferociously tears in into an asshole and is haggard as fuck

dude that kid is a ferocious ass mongler

by j-nathan December 1, 2006

ass mongler

someone who plays with their ring

Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler

by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

ass mongol

One who likes to screw other men. Can be used on anybody gay or straight.

Jimmy is an ass mongol

by Tyler February 16, 2005

ass mongle

A person who rapes old men up the ass.

Friend 1: "hey bro, my old neighbor raped me up the ass"

Friend 2: "Wow dude, what an ass Mongle"

by Buttmunchinmagee May 8, 2016

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

ass monger

Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.

Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O

by Cortho3 March 23, 2003

penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!

Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

by It's AP! May 16, 2006