Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

dreams.ass.hair

Dreams.ass.hair is a tik tok account they are the funniest and hottest person ever and their usernames is sexier then you will ever be

Dreams.ass.hair is hot

by Dick cock penis August 21, 2021

old yee yee ass hair cut

A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"

"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"

by asianboi 14 January 2021

by asianasshaircut January 14, 2021

Angry Ass Hair

A issue or problem that has become so inflamed as to cause constant, painful irritation that can only be relieved by squeezing the sucker until it bursts.(Metaphor)

That Michael Moore has really given the GOP an angry ass hair

by Big Yowl March 28, 2005

Oxen Ass Hair

Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis January 5, 2009

Ye ye ass hair cut

When a homie got a shitty cut and still believes he'll get pussy with it

Homie1: yo let me see the cut
*5 seconds later*
Homie1: *slaps* ye ye ass hair cut

by EdoYoshi June 9, 2021