Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Examples for good ass and bad ass days
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
by ThatFaggot December 30, 2012
A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.
Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.
Toby: Are you serious?
Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.
Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
Toby: Are you serious?
Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.
Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010
by vince guerva February 18, 2014
An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.
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