I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

Rip the fire out of your ass

1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter

If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.

by Reds86 September 24, 2011

Smack Fire From Your Ass

smack the shit out of some one
or beat their ass.. whatever you want to call it

"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"

by Babi Kk August 3, 2005

Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

Firehose Ass

(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.

"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"

by parasite30 July 15, 2009

assfire

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

by sparkletwist August 28, 2006