Asspection

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019

Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

by Marthakay November 9, 2008

apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect.

by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008

Aspestose

Aspestose is a Twitter artist who draws Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and makes videos about 123 Slaughter Me Street with fellow YouTuber, gomotion.

Guy 1: *retweets* "Dude, check out this Sonic drawing Aspestose did!"
Guy 3: "It's been a while since he's drawn Sonic! I thought he died!"

by Chillin95 February 3, 2022

appect

the moving back and forth of your hand on your penis

Jim was appecting in the bathroom after watching some high quality porn.

by mike12345678427 April 19, 2008

aspects

expectations

drew's friend: We've got high aspects

by wrorty December 24, 2021

Aspectral

The same in every state; Unchanging in every case or scenario.

I am aspectral in my opinion

by Arvem November 15, 2022