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A name given to people that are cool. If you anger an Aslan, he would either not notice anything, possibly due to his lack of social skills, or he would not say anything, but you can tell he’s pissed. Aslan can also be an annoying trouble maker. In one case, an Aslan annoys his friends by pretending to be his friends. In the process, he created a few alter egos, or characters. One of the one he most oftenly used was aSmiLeyAN and Azbojrn
Discord mod: Aslan, stop breaking server rules! Stop pinging everyone in the middle of the night. Stop starting wars. And stop robbing people.
Aslan by Azbojrn July 6, 2022
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He's a big dick. Always spreading rumors about people and who they like even though bros just wrong. Thinks he's literally so hot and has the best hair.
Ex.

Aslan: "Did you know the whole golden trio has a crush on you Aris?"
The Golden Trio: "Hey, bro what no we don't stop lying!"
Aslan by Brieriverssssssss April 12, 2023

Aslan Jade Callenreese

Person 1 : OMG, I think I just saw an angel!
Person 2: Really? You saw Aslan Jade Callenreese?

Person1: Who?
Person 2: Ash Lynx😭😭

Aslan is on the move 

1. exclam.
A popular line from one of them Narnia books, in which the presence of a big lion is announced.

2. exclam.
Something to say the day after a big curry, when your stomach emits a huge roar and you have to run to the crapper before your entire digestive system ends up in your underpants like a big steaming pile of wildebeast entrails.
"I'm sorry but, could you direct me to the lavatory, Aslan is on the move, you see."

Aslan's On The Move 

When you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself needing to go to the toilet for a number 2, such as when suffering from diarrhea.
"Gotta run to the toilet again, Aslan's on the move!"

"Quick, where's the toilet? Aslan's on the move!"
Aslan's On The Move by syrafex August 21, 2008

Friend of Aslan 

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.
It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.
Friend of Aslan by hlots11 December 26, 2011

Dirty Aslan 

when a person named "Aslan" gets the "double handed reverse twist vacuum seal gluck gluck 9000" by a thick bitch
yoooo wassup fam you know my name is "Aslan" so uh you wanna gimme that Dirty Aslan