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Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.
Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer?

Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex
by 5SecondsOfMashton May 31, 2013
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Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.
"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"
by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013
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Ashton Coocher

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"
by eaasye May 28, 2009
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Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums
Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017
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ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.
You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
by Kurutsu February 8, 2004
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ashdynn

Ashdynn is one of a kind he is a great guy. Normally they are smart and very handsome. He is athletic and good at videogames
Wow Ashdynn is a great guy
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ashdyn

Ashdyn is a funny girl that will laugh at anything. She is pretty and smart. She is brown haired and brown hair. She is generous and a great friend. She is very tall. She likes to talk. She will do anything for a friend. She is always laughing or making people laugh. She makes friends easily and everyone loves her!
Did you just see that Ashdyn walk by? She is took my breath away!
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