asbestos

az best hoz (n.) 1. someone that's very pretty, loyal and will do anything for you 2. Someone who doesn't mind if you borrow some money once in a while 3. the best ass hoes

The Jenner sister's are asbestos if your their your friend they'll do anything for you.and I mean anything.

by Big Eric Shun July 1, 2025

asbestos hands

What my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt.

"Damn! I just burned my hand on this! That waitress must have asbestos hands."

by MSG November 17, 2006

Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.

"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"

by Bapup November 28, 2011

Asbestos flaygon

Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh

*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too

by stuntdunk June 13, 2013

asbestos mouth

workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!

i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!

don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

Asbestos Queen

jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.

you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?

me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!

by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020

Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.

Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot

by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024