as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

by RedPlanetClaire June 11, 2010

silly as a box of bollocks

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

pretty as a box of puppies

This phrase would be used by a good"ol country boy to let a young lady know he thinks she's pretty and he's interested. where as a city boy might say "Damn girl you fine .. let me get them digits "

Amber baby your pretty as a box of puppies

by Donkey Barn's April 17, 2017

Dumb as a bag of rocks

Extremely dumb.
Popularized on " The Big Bang Theory".

All the guys I knew growing up were as dumb as a bag of rocks.

by Judge dredd7 November 17, 2011

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007