areola-ne 

Nasty acne around the areola of a girls nipple.

Fuck I would of sucked on tthat girls tits but she had bad areola-ne

areola-ne by asthmaticalf November 3, 2010

Areola Assault 

The proper phrasing for a titty twister

Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.

Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.

Areola Assault by Jakeherby August 7, 2017

areola kabob 

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

areola kabob by CIV June 1, 2006

Extra Large Areola disorder 

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

Extra Large Areola disorder by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Areola Borealis 

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

Areola Borealis by Andrew Erickson April 25, 2006

Areola Boobitch 

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

Areola Boobitch by JulieU July 12, 2004

Areola 

The area around the nip.

The 816 boys won a grammy award for their hit single areola.

That circle around the skittle in the middle you put in your mouth.

Areola by 'Phat D' July 27, 2009