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the most beautiful girl you will ever know, not just a typical girl...shes very lovely, kind, smart, optimistic and has the best personality. the kind of girl you would want to present to your mother and be proud of. she is perfect ,with a simple smile she probably already have captivated your mind and soul. she's a sweetheart (a true lady with class and self respect) but don't push her to her limit. she wont mind getting down and dirty.
has a nice butt

the kind of girl every guy wants and dreams about and every girl envies
i think i fell in love with agnes
omg Agnes is so beautiful!
you're such an Agnes
would you please to me the favor and marry me, Agnes
you will live happily with Agnes
you will never regret meeting her for one split second
by unknown123bxox March 28, 2013
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Convenient Amnesia

*noun* (until someone starts doing it too much, then it changes to a verb) pronounced kun-veen-nunt am-nee-shia

1. Pretty much whenever a certain someone/something is wrong (which is plentiful), he/she/it retracts by saying something totally asinine to cover himself/herself/itself up and try to still prove that he/she/it is right. Basically used to being remembered facts to twist reality.
2. Forgetting certain facts of an area to twist things so you cannot be proven wrong.
*Circa 1999, Location; Phoenix area Best Buy*
Milo: Bro, I've been waiting 18 years for this new Star Wars film to come out! You as excited as I am?
Conner: Yeah! I've been a huge fan my whole life!
Milo: I hear they're introducing a whole bunch of new characters, new Jedi's, a young Anakin Skywalker, and they introduced his mother Shmi (pronounced shmee)
Conner: Naw bro, her name is shimmy
Milo: I just looked at the book that we sell here and its spelled S H M I and phonetically it sounds out shmee
Conner: Yeah, but is pronounced shimmy
*argument ensues for several months*
*premiere night for Phantom Menace arrives*
Qui Gon Jinn: Hello, my name is Qui Gon Jinn
Shmi: My name is Shmi (pronounced shmee) Skywalker
*Milo looks at Conner and smiles. Also see getting palled*
*several years later*
Conner: Incorrect! No bro, it was episode II, 2002, AND it was you who thought it was shimmy!
Milo: Wow, convenient amnesia!! But here is where your argument is flawed broseph. Don't you think by episode 2 I would have known her name was pronounced shmee?

Tony: Dude, me n my boy were talking about the transformers sound and when it happens in the movie vs. when it happens in the cartoon.
Conner: Its when Barricade transforms in the beginning.
Tony: No way, that was Blackout. Blackout is the helicopter.
Conner: No, Barricade is the helicopter.
Tony: Let's look it up.
*after a quick few keystrokes on the interweb*
Tony: There it is. Blackout is the helicopter. You just got palled son.
Conner: Whatever, I never said he wasn't
Tony: Wow. What Convenient Amnesia!
by The Tang Bang Crew May 23, 2008
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Acnestis

The weird word for a place that is unreachable with your own hands unless you rip off someone else's limb or rip a tree's arm and carve that into a hand then use that to scratch your acnestis and no, I sadly haven't been promoted to Dr.Google yet, ask someone else to make this more dirty, I don't get paid for that type of stuff.
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HAND OR A FUCKING STICK OR ANYTHING THAT'S LONG SO I CAN SCRATCH MY ACNESTIS

Sloth Bear: WHY CAN'T THE FUCKING SCRATCH BE CLOSER AND NOT ON MY FUCKING ACNESTIS

God: Why did I have to make life and hear their whining about their scratches on their acnestis, when will they learn that I don't care, I should have kept them as stupid fish.
by Random Word Definer August 28, 2020
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Agnese

Strictly speaking, 'Agnese' is Italian for the female name 'Agnese', meaning 'Lamb'.

Personally speaking, Agnese is a beautiful, sensitive, thoughtful, and strong-charactered woman. She is a beautiful and loyal friend, and will support you no matter what. Everyone needs to know an Agnese.
That girl is amazing! She is such an Agnese....
by sheofthefangs August 5, 2010
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Agnes du Roi

The word describe the archetype, queen mother of all, bitching careless dirty silicone minded mendacious bitches.
Omg, watch out, she is a real Royal Agnes, an Agnes du Roi.
by Prince VI Charles April 19, 2009
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vacation amnesia

When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.
Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.
by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Amnesia

v.

The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.
Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.
by Innocentpants November 7, 2009
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