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arminian blindfold

Ones eyes are ejaculated on while sleeping so when one wakes up theyre eyelids are stuck together
Arminian Blindfold-When a girls so drunk she falls asleep while your bangin her, you give her an arminian blinfold, finish on her eyes so when she wakes up her eyelids are sealed shut with jizz.
by big red bacca December 23, 2013
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arminisswaggy

arminisswaggy: hey

me: *starts intensively making out with her*
by bussywater April 5, 2021
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Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
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Arminian

1) Not to be confused with Armenian. Actually two totally different things.

2) Arminian is no nationality – it's a way of life.
3) There is only one certified Arminian individual known to humanity – for now.
4) To be become an Arminian you have to be a Arminian Koi Carp
i) "That guy just drank an entire bottle of turfy, smoked 300 cigs and still won't quit talking about Revolut", "Such a Arminian thing to do!"
ii) "Revo…" "Shut up you Arminian!"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
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arminsonlyfanssub

#1 Armin simp asf

Best CONTANT asf
arminsonlyfanssub Is my favorite TikToker! She makes the BEST contact ASF!
by Hange asf January 2, 2021
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arminisveryswaggy

They currently have a total of 111.6k likes and lots of followers. Their main content consists of Attack on Titan. Fun fact, their top 3 characters are still alive!
Arminisveryswaggy is my favorite mutual
by yeahyeahitslyd April 9, 2021
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arminisveryswaggy

A person that I absolutely love and obsess over 24/7
SAY YOU ARE MY BAKA
“Hey did you know that arminisveryswaggy posted a new vid on TikTok?”
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