by anonymous london August 25, 2011
Get the armand hakimmug. Armand Gnanduillet is a synonym for the best player in the world. Messi and Ronaldo got put in a spliff.
Person 1: Hey, who do you think is the best player in the world, Messi or Ronaldo?
Person 2: (shouts aggressively) ARMAND GNANDUILLET
Person 2: (shouts aggressively) ARMAND GNANDUILLET
by Gnanduillet21 December 23, 2019
Get the Armand Gnanduilletmug. A smoker who thinks he's cool and is swearing about moms. He is a seventh grader and is going between classes swears everyone and If u talk about him he is gonna threaten you.
Cosmin: Oh, What's your colleague's name?
Rafael: His name is Armand.
Cosmin: Oh he is a heavy smoker and he's stupid!
Rafael: Oh ok I'm going to unfriend him.
Rafael: His name is Armand.
Cosmin: Oh he is a heavy smoker and he's stupid!
Rafael: Oh ok I'm going to unfriend him.
by SomebodyFromBucharest November 22, 2021
Get the Armandmug. Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merewmug. Armand is a adjective that can be used for describing an adventurous man... when the adventure is related to The brown eye. It is also used sometimes as a name, even if it is definitly showing a lack of taste. You don't call your son "someone-that-love-to-try-some-experiences-with his-anus"...
by Boooom!!! August 30, 2019
Get the Armandmug. The word used for something that is mean, old, nasty and agresive.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.
by masterofmoms69 August 16, 2023
Get the Armandmug.