by anonymous london August 23, 2011
Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 26, 2023
Probably about the most badass dude on the planet. Founder of the "Iron Will" campaign, a campaign that raises Money/Awareniss for Illniss. Hes a multiple Iron Man Triathloninst and Is in top physical condition. He is also a beloved teacher at Riverview Middle School (If you've seen the photos, yes /hogwarts/ and that was His idea too). Hes an inspiration to us all, and sorry ladies hes taken ;) Hes a fantasic guy and one of the best teachers I've ever had. Thats for being so awesome Mr.D
-An Ex-Student
-An Ex-Student
by Mak-Chan February 20, 2015
Armand Gnanduillet is a synonym for the best player in the world. Messi and Ronaldo got put in a spliff.
Person 1: Hey, who do you think is the best player in the world, Messi or Ronaldo?
Person 2: (shouts aggressively) ARMAND GNANDUILLET
Person 2: (shouts aggressively) ARMAND GNANDUILLET
by Gnanduillet21 December 24, 2019
Armand is a adjective that can be used for describing an adventurous man... when the adventure is related to The brown eye. It is also used sometimes as a name, even if it is definitly showing a lack of taste. You don't call your son "someone-that-love-to-try-some-experiences-with his-anus"...
by Boooom!!! August 30, 2019
An adjective used mainly for people who observe incredibly obnoxious behavior. Armands are described as putrid objects consisting of concentrated mistakes, made by drug-dependent parents. Armands should never be interacted with, as doing so may cost your precious life.
Patrick: That short, dark-skinned, whiny piece of shit cunt is the pinnacle of an Armand.
Brandon: I love Julia
Brandon: I love Julia
by assholeXD November 16, 2017