argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!

Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!

by jerusso December 9, 2008

argentinian beef

1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.

Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!

by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015

Argentinian Mustache

When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.

Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.

by foxwell adams April 21, 2011

argentinian landslide

When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.

Man, last night I gave my girl an Argentinian Landslide, and now my face smells like shit.

by Kyle911 December 13, 2013

Argentinian chocolate brownie

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .

My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

by weasel man December 8, 2017

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

argentinian penguin

A uniquely groomed member of a generally subcultural society, whom displays blatant disregard for public decent exposure of genitalia. Usually, a secondary member of lesser social standing accompanies an argentian pengin as a means to exploit the already voluminous pomposity thereof.

Holy cheesy macarroni! That argentinian penguin has put on such a massive amount of airs.

by Monacle Man November 25, 2009